Anonymous asked:
Uh??? The facts abt ur parents??? Whadda hell would u be open to doing more facts abt ur wild parents bc I love them
Sure! They’re very weird.
- My dad regularly sings to my mom about how much he loves her while standing exactly in the way of whatever she’s trying to do
- My parents didn’t marry until I was 4 and they regularly forget that they’re spouses. They generally refer to themselves as partners
- My mom proposed to my dad by yelling at him from a room away that her taxes were fucked and they had to get married to which my father replied “this is how I always dreamed you’d ask me!” and pretending to swoon
- My dad appears as an actor in the movie Swoon, supposedly an important piece of queer cinema
- My parents were both punks in their youth
- When I came home for thanksgiving with a mohawk, unannounced, my mom started crying because I looked “so handsome” and “just like your dad” and kept petting my head
- My dad only says “that’s my boy” to me when I say something gay about men
- My mom and dad have the same taste in women but opposite taste in men
- One time we were watching a movie set in Chicago and my mom turned to my dad, and in the most sentimental mom voice, said “Chicago honey! We haven’t been there since the anarchist convention!”
- My dad worked on California’s weed legalization bill
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